RECIPENIS
unsolicited but delicious
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“I can’t stop eating foods that are shaped like Penises.”
Welcome to Recipenis — the most deliciously unhinged cookbook you never knew you needed.
Recipenis serves up 100 bold, trend-forward recipes inspired by free-range penises (those pesky unsolicited DP’s) and written with absolute cheek. Each spread pairs a gloriously ridiculous Dick Pic on one side with a craveable, mouthwatering recipe on the other — because obviously.
(“Oh, I bought it for the recipes.”)
From Coconutty Ceviche to Fundido Taquitos, Disco Stick Fries to Big Pickle Energy, and even a sultry Cock au Vin, this book turns culinary creativity into a full-blown double entendre.
It’s part food porn, part photo book, and entirely committed to making your dinner parties weird in the best possible way.
Perfect for the bold and the bashful, Recipenis is guaranteed to leave your friends crying laughing as they flip from tantalizing dishes to the wildly inappropriate inspirations behind them. Equal parts appetizer and after-party.
Inside you’ll find 100 diverse recipes pulled from food trends, top restaurants, travel inspo — and, yes, the dick pics — organized into irresistible categories like:
Snacks
Foreplay
Main Character
Side Pieces
Happy Endings
Whether you’re hosting, gifting, or just looking for an excuse to say “pass the Cock au Vin,” Recipenis is the ultimate gag gift / white elephant hero for anyone who loves good food, great friends, and a perfectly immature laugh.
The Recipenis Tee
Soft, wearable, and just unhinged enough — the Recipenis tee is for food lovers, gift-givers, and anyone who appreciates a well-plated joke. Featuring our signature floral logo (innocent at first glance… until it’s not), this shirt pairs perfectly with dinner parties, brunch dates, and questionable life choices (and as a gift with Recepenis!).
Great for stirring pots, raising eyebrows, and starting conversations you didn’t ask for (but may enjoy).
Wear it proudly. Or don’t. Either way — people will notice.
But why?
It started the way most great ideas do: over drinks with friends.
I’m a founder, former CMO, current retail corporate guru, and full-time social media junkie (I run several food accounts, so yes — I’m always thinking about food). I’ve built businesses, consulted with food brands, and I’ve also been an entrepreneur, a writer, and the friend everyone sends screenshots to.
Because here’s the thing: unsolicited dick pics are weirdly common.
Studies show that about 80% of men and nearly 50% of women have received one — and most of the time, nobody asked for it. When it happens, reactions range from shock to laughter to hey-that’s-kind-of-hot to full-on group chat entertainment.
I’ve only received one myself. It took me from outrage… to curiosity… to sharing it with friends for shock value (I asked permission first!).
Then my cousin said, “I get so many of those, I should make a coffee table book.” Something clicked.
Instead of letting awkward photos live forever in camera rolls and texts, what if we turned the whole thing into something funny. Something useful. Something delicious. Something slightly pervy. Altogether mercilessly outrageous.
Recipenis is part cookbook, part cultural commentary, and part excuse to peep peen porn. It’s about taking something cringe and flipping it into connection, creativity, and really good food.
